yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.
finsley: every time i’m sad i think about this post that a girl from my school made
kvothetheraving: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE
kill-natalie: surimistick: i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said: “you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions” and i was like woah thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.
jesuschristvevo: hammahdolo808: jesuschristvevo: cute …. loves attention …. always hungry …. sleeps a lot …. i show all the symptoms of being a dog That’s why you’re called a bitch yo u better watch ur shit
Work was absolutely terrible today. I covered for this girl so she would cover for me next Saturday. Well…I had to work with this guy that I haven’t worked with since before January and he was a complete dick. Last time we worked together, we were fine and laughing and everything. Today..he shot me death glares and when I would say “Wow, we haven’t worked together in a...
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
footmeetsface: spoon-party-of-bombur: multipack: amyeatfeast: stopthatitssilly: alexkisu: multipack: f is for friends who do stuff without you u is for uninvited c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten k is for krispy kreme yum this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
still panicking because i’ve never thrown a proper house party and i’m having an open invitation rager on saturday apparently
15fromfattofit: strong-sexy-fit: I hate how when i eat a lot, i feel the need to defend myself. I shouldn’t have to explain myself to people. If i want to eat a lot, ill fucking eat a lot. And if you have a problem with it.. I’ll eat you too. best post on this website
gingerbatch-addict: salaamender: Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that...